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About Me

I have no experience in public education, but you should trust me because I speak Spanish.

Like most canditates that only have experience in the private sector, I strongly believe that bullying the teachers’ union will fix all of our district’s problems. What would the Association of Placentia-Linda Educators (APLE) know about teaching kids anyway?

I also care about student safety. That’s why I am stongly opposed to AB 1955. I believe that it’s the school’s job to make sure that LGBTQ+ kids know that if they don’t feel safe taking to their parents, they definitely shouldn’t feel safe talking to a school counselor.

I believe in fiscal responsibility. It is only by being fiscally responsible that we will be able to ensure that underrepresented members of our community can have equal access to all of the programs our district has to offer. That is why I regularly attend board meetings to congratulate Superintendent Cherniss on his pet project the Universal Sports Institute, which will use over $3 million dollars for 50 homeschooled kids to have elite athletic training.